I know you’re going to call me out for being a liar because I once said that THIS was the dumbest tattoo, but hear me out – it turns out that tattoo was FAKE. Awful, right? Who goes around pretending to get stupid-as-sh-t tattoos?* Anyway, we have a new contender for the dumbest tattoo of all time, and it’s from a dude in New York who decided to get a satirical “I survived the quake” tattoo as a joke following the 5.2 earthquake that hit the east coast on Tuesday.

Apparently, a Brooklyn tattoo shop offered the small design up as a joke after videos and news stories surfaced showing East Coasters freaking out over what was honestly little more than a tremor. However, when Jonathan Berg saw the $30 sketch, he just had to have one. “It was just that people were freaking out. It was just a minor thing, and people were making it into a serious subject. I thought that was pretty hilarious.” So clearly, the next logical step for a 21-year-old married man would be to permanently inject ink into his skin to commemorate said “minor thing,” right? Of course.

* – Actually, I suppose it’s kind of happening everywhere when you think about it. Reality television fakes stupidity all the time. Doug Hutchison is pretending marrying a pretend 16-year-old. The Kardashians once pretended hired a porn star as a babysitter. It used to be that people accidentally did dumb things and they ended up on America’s Funniest Home Videos for one night and were never seen again. Now they’re becoming famous and having weddings that earn them $19 million dollars (no I am not kidding). Barf on a stick with ketchup, guys.