This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER’S DIGEST MAGAZINE AND ASK THEM IF THIS IS A JOKE BECAUSE IF IT’S NOT A JOKE I THINK I REALLY MIGHT HURT SOMEONE.