CBS News released a list of their picks for the top ten promiscuous cities in America, using stats by super-blog OKCupid of who lists “casual-sex” as something they’re looking for. The results may have been a surprise to some, but to us, well – we know there are frisky singles in every corner and in between.

10. Houston, TX (Hence the phrase “knockin’ boots”)

9. San Diego, CA (YEEEEEAHHH, buddy!)

8. Denver, CO (Smelly hippie sex, I imagine)

7. San Bernadino, CA (I’m pretty sure that’s because all the porn ever is filmed here)

6. Dallas, TX (You gotta do something when your football team blows, right?)

5. San Francisco, CA (I was just there this weekend, and let me tell you – I BELIEVE THIS STATEMENT)

4. Miami, FL (I don’t think there is any explanation needed here)

3. Pittsburgh, PA (Uh, wut)

2. Seattle, WA (I guess when it rains 90% of the year you gotta find SOME hobbies)

1. Portland, OR (I have nothing to say except I will be spending Thanksgiving in that fine city. I’ll let you know.)

There you have it – the top ten cities in America for casual sex. That being said, I really need to start packing because I’ll be damned if I’m gonna be #9.