If you don’t recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring “country music star,” Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all.

My suspicions that she is definitely a mummy or psychotic witch were confirmed when she released a string of tweets along with this photo of herself in a Baywatch bathing suit. It is terrifying.

The creepy tweets are courtesy of TheSuperficial:

– Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. XOs
– A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;-)
– I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!
– Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!
– Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies. Don’t Put It On Me Girl
– Just learned how to do the splits… Figured I’d need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?! ;-)

So. How old is Courtney Stodden?

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