Oh, Lindsey. What are we going to do with you now?

According to notoriously accurate gossip site x17, witnesses shot a video that seems to show Lindsey and a friend in Venice Beach, CA, buying drugs in front of a bar in the middle of the day. The video, which can be seen at the source, looks seriously legitimate. It shows her and a friend smoking cigarettes and writing in notebooks in front of a bar, when a young man walks up and hands them a tiny bag of a white substance that looks an AWFUL lot like cocaine. Lindsey then hands the man money in exchange for a bag of the white substance.

Lindsey Lohan’s publicist says is “sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz, all purchased by her pal from a store down the street.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH.