I remember when I was graduating from high school and looking at colleges, I went through a rollercoaster of emotions: stress, nervousness, worry, excitement, fear, and then apathy – because after two years of planning I just stopped caring. That’s why I ended up at San Diego State, and went completely Catholic-school-girl-gone-bad all over the place. That school, my GOD… it’s like a breeding ground for bad decisions.

So it’s always a SHOCK to me when SDSU doesn’t make the Princeton Review’s list of the top party schools in the nation, but lo and behold – they didn’t make it this year either. Instead the number one is first time winner Ohio University, with University of Georgia coming in at a close second.

1. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio
2. University of Georgia, Athens, Ga.
3. University of Mississippi, Oxford, Miss.
4. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa
5. University of California Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.
6. West Virginia University, Morgantown, W. Va.
7. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.
8. Florida State University, Tallahassee, Fla.
9. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.
10. University of Texas, Austin, Texas

To be fair, other than UCSB, most of the colleges are in places where, honestly, there isn’t mother to do other than drink until you pass out. And TWO schools from Florida? No wonder that state produces some of the nation’s biggest messes of human beings.

Maybe I’m sounding bitter here, but I am really just shocked. Maybe I should start my own party-school rating book and call it “Top Ten Party Schools That Aren’t Also Meth-Capitals.”