I went to a baby shower this weekend for a friend from high school, and it was awkward and uncomfortable in the way that none of our friends had seen each other in 6 years. SIX YEARS! So we were all clearly nervous and drinking wine just to make the time go by faster and doting on the mother-to-be as much as possible so as to ignore the fact that we all stopped talking to each other almost immediately after high school.

However, if she had had some sexy naked butlers walking around filling drinks and delivering food, we might have all loosened up a little bit. According to Jezebel, naked butlers are now a service that a Florida company is offering. Butlers in the Buff is a company that offers you gentleman butlers from various walks of life that will serve your party with little more than a tiny apron covering their naughty bits.

According to the company, the screen the dudes they hire based on both looks and personality, although I imagine any guy who’s swinging his junk around at a bachelorette party should probably be chiseled more so than chatty.

“We were looking for guys who are both great looking and with a great personality,” said Jones, a mother of two young children. “They come from all walks of life: students, golf professionals, paramedics, restaurant service, electricians.”

Note that they didn’t say, “computer engineers and plumbers.”

I personally think it’s a hilarious idea, despite the author at Jezebel claiming she turn Hulk-angry and storm out if someone ordered them for her bachelorette party, to which I respond – don’t worry, I don’t picture a guy trying to settle down with your frigid ass any time soon.

Story and image via Jezebel