Always being prepared isn’t just for boy scouts. The proper preparation can make all the difference in the world, especially when pursuing a prospective booty call. Don’t get caught unprepared. Check out some tips from OBC to make sure your night goes swimmingly.

5. Cleanliness Is Godliness.

I’m not saying you have to go into all-out, Spring cleaning mode or call Stanley Steamers to make sure your carpets are spotless. But, if your place is a mess, that can be a huge turn off. Nobody wants to hook up on a bed full of crumbs. Simply tidy up a little bit, change the sheets and give your date a clean place to slip into something more comfortable. While, we’re on the subject, you might want to trim the hedges. I’m not talking about your front lawn.

4. Don’t Wait Until The Last Minute.

The later it gets, the smaller your chances of a successful booty call get. Don’t call your prospective hook up at 3am looking for booty. Chances are you will either be completely ignored or receive an unpleasant response. Make plans ahead of time. Nobody likes to feel like the last resort.

3. Set The Mood.

A candlelit dinner might be too much for a booty call. A nice bottle of wine, dimming the lights and setting your iTunes to your favorite “Getting It On” playlist will suffice. Then again, if your date arrives ready to go, you might not need to do any of that at all.

2. Make Sure Transportation Is Accounted For.

This detail is often overlooked resulting in disaster, or at least, an awkward morning. If you’re going over to their place, make sure you have an exit strategy. If you didn’t drive your own car, make sure you have enough money for a cab and the cab service on speed dial. If your booty call is coming to you, make sure you won’t have to be their chauffeur but, be tactful. Don’t just blurt out, “So, how are you getting home?”

1. Safety First!

The most important tip we can offer is to always use protection. You don’t want to leave with anything more than a pleasant memory. It doesn’t matter if you have to stop at the drug store beforehand or if you already have your OnlineBootyCall brand condoms on hand, wrap it before you pack it.