Tila Tequila is moving to NYC. HA! TAKE THAT, EAST COAST! [TMZ]

The Royals have arrived in LA. “Oy, guvna, I’d ratha piss meself than stay in this bloody sh*thole anotha day!” -Them [Dlisted]

I don’t know who Weston Cage is, but apparently his PREGNANT wife got DRUNK and BEAT HIM UP. Awesome. [TheSuperficial]

Gwyneth Paltrow says she’s rather smoke crack than eat cheese out of a can. I say she should go f*** herself. [TheBlemish]

Octomom took up an entire business class flight of a plane with her herd. It did not go well. [Page Six]

Is Michelle Rodriguez robbing the nursing home adjustable bed? (Answer: Yes) [TheSuperficial]