I was unaware of it when I woke up this morning, but apparently today is GIRLS EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES DAY in America, because everywhere I’ve been on the internet has featured cringe-worthy (but hilarious, obviously) videos of young women doing things that I imagine they will slap themselves for later.

I mean, we started off so strong with the girl who made a failed attempt at being sexy, and now we have this, a video of a girl who is very (AND BOY DO I MEAN VERY) excited about having an In-N-Out Burger joint built in her town.

Now, let me preface this with saying that In-N-Out (a California burger chain) is very good. I mean, aside from $15 dollar kobe burgers that you get at nice restaurants, I personally think In-N-Out is the BEST burger. Sure, the fries are great. And yeah, they have this special sauce that I would like to pour in my CEREAL it is so good. AND the bun is SO spongy and delicious and they have milkshakes, and it’s super cheap, and they have animal style fries, which if you haven’t had them you have to have them because oh my GOD those things are to DIE for, oh and by the way, East Coasters, Five Guys can SUCK IT because there is no way a crappy burger topped with mushrooms could come even remotely close to the flawless delivery of a Double Double OH DEAR GOD I NEED ONE RIGHT NOW BRB.

Like I said, it’s very good. But still, I wouldn’t say that having an In-N-Out put in your town should make you react like this girl.

You know how they say “don’t put your d*ck in crazy”? I would say “don’t put your mid-range fast food burger joint in the town of crazy,” either. It looks like that girl is going to steal a potato cutter and start massacring people with it.