I don’t know about you, but the time that I have the most money in my bank account is when I get sick because I don’t go out and party or go shopping or go out to eat with friends. I sit at home, miserable, and then after a week I suddenly have saved way more money than I knew was possible in a week. And by that I mean like, 500 bucks.  And by that I mean I blow it the next week by partying doubly as hard. Yeah, I’m not so great with money.

Needless to say, when this ATM receipt started making its rounds about the net, I think we all got a little depressed. I mean, we all have rich friends, but knowing that there is a dude in New York who is just walking around with almost $100,000,000 in his savings account…? Excuse me while I go cry into my ramen.