Here’s another reason to go green and ditch your old cycling water bottle- according to a recent study, ingesting BPA – the chemical found in many plastic water bottles, might be harming your chances of getting laid!

The study, which tested BPA-exposed male deer mice against those who hadn’t been exposed, showed that female mice were less inclined to get busy with the males that had been exposed than the others, among other strange problems. Cheryl Rosenfeld, one of the scientists behind the study, claims that although the BPA-exposed mice didn’t look any different, they clearly had problems:

“Females do not want to mate with BPA-exposed male deer mice, and BPA-exposed males perform worse on spatial navigation tasks that assess their ability to find female partners in the wild.”

Furthermore, the study claims it was only using the amount of BPA that the FDA currently says is safe to ingest… an amount you might consume on the daily! Imagine: you’re in the club, gettin’ your dance on, when you stop to go pee… and then – not only can you not seem to find your way back to the room you were dancing in, but all the women seem to be repulsed by you – or worse – you get permanently FRIEND-ZONED by every lady in the club. Sounds like hell on Earth, right?

I don’t know about you, but we think environmental activists should make commercials like that. You’d see every guy in the vicinity toting his own reusable BPA-free water bottle like a badge of honor!