As an 18 year old aspiring “writer,” I once imagined myself living in the fast lane of New York City, living in a high rise and commuting on subways and seeing Broadway shows and wearing scarves and pizza and whatever else stereotypical New Yorkers do.

Anyway, since then, I have found myself staying in my hometown of sunny San Diego and writing for a blog that lets me tell fart jokes 2 to 6 times a week, and I believe I am much happier for it. Or should I say, I DID believe I was much happier. Then I spotted this video and this video, and now THIS video, and I realized I am missing lacking here in San Diego:

CRAZY. ASS. MOFOS.