So many questions, where do I start?

1) What?

2) Isn’t it weird to see Sasha Grey in a video online in which you can not see the inside of her anus? Weird!

3) What?

4) Was that slow motion shot of the soap dispenser necessary? Seriously.

5) No really, what? Why are music videos just the weirdest? I think it’s because they force musicians to act, and musicians are not actors, especially not Eminem who has three facial expressions (angry, confused, murder suicide face). Plus, this video is almost an exact replica of Eminem’s last video. I think we should start a petition called “Proposition NO MORE MUSIC VIDEOS” which forces singers (I use that term loosely) to donate the money they would have spent on 4 minutes of artsy bulls*** to charity. I’m sure the world would be better off with a starving child getting a meal than they would watching Britney Spears be controlled by marionette strings in a dirty disgusting basement in West Hollywood.