In what could be the most ill-advised fashion foray since Lee Pipes, footwear company MeyeWorld (uh, who?) have decided to launch a line of flip flop sandals with the help of our generation’s most STYLISH pinto bean – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. According to Gawker, “one style of shoe will be pink with a pickle print and have Snooki’s name on them.”

One good thing about this disaster? Men will now have another fashion alarm for crazy b****es: any woman you see out wearing PICKLE AND SNOOKI EMBLAZONED FLIP FLOPS, avoid her like the plague; she’s probably a drunken psychotic attention-whore with the personality of sand paper. Drunk, chubby sand paper.