You know how when you’re on Craigslist and you’re looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the “pictures only” option because otherwise you’ll end up driving 30 miles to go see a “brand new custom-made oak dining table” that ends up looking like an IKEA end table that someone was murdered on?

Do you think as a “single female” in Queens who is down on her luck and looking for a free place to stay in exchange for meaningless sex, you click “pictures only”? Hmmmm. Life’s big mysteries. Life’s big mysteries.