Alright, Florida, you might be redeeming yourself with this awesome crime story (might is the key word here. It’s gonna be tough to redeem this this and this)…

According to Gawker, this young, attractive couple were arrested on Monday for having very public sex. The police report claims that the couple were knockin’ boots, on the beach, just before sunset, in full view of the about fifty beach-goers, including several children, for thirty minutes.

Erica Huerta, 21, and Steven Perry, 22, must have been caught up in the heat of the moment when they dropped trow and went to town on each other in the Florida sunset. I mean, it could have been the hottest, most romantic thing ever, and we totally give them props for having the balls (and ovaries) to get frisky on the beach.  HOWEVER, when in said heat of the moment, you’d think they’d want to finish up in less than HALF AN HOUR if several families were watching from the beach and nearby businesses. JEEZ. Time is money, people.