What’s that, young child? You want to know why a person would need to “escape” from a bathroom stall that locks from the inside? Well, let me tell you a little story, my son.

When a man loves beer, and beer loves that man, and they are in love and they decide that they want to spend the rest of the night together, sometimes the beer will crawl into the man’s tummy and make him feel strange. Sometimes the world will feel like it’s falling over, or the man will think it’s a good idea to wear a glow necklace, or the man’s insides will try and escape through his mouth, or sometimes the man will just fall asleep right at the bar and have sweet dreams until a bouncer tells him it’s time to go home.

Or sometimes the man will forget how to use bathroom stall locks and will have to MacGuyver his way out and his friends will record it and it is HILARIOUS.