In case you’re simmering in “The Saturday Flu,” which is what I like to call  hangovers, here is something to numb the pain.

In wake of the Hugh Hefner break up, one of those two whorey twins has “miraculously” become single. [TheSuperficial]

Fresh out of rehab, Amy Winehouse hit the stage. WASTED. [Dlisted]

Ryan Reynolds used to masturbate to Spanish soap operas. Awesome alert! [TheBlemish]

Did Jennifer Aniston finally trick a man into marrying her? [Celebitchy]

Celebuzz says “Happy Father’s Day” to all those class act celebrity dads out there [Celebuzz]

Bristol Palin answers the question none of us asked… ‘how did you lose your virginity?’ [Dlisted]