When I first came across this video last night, much of the commentary lead me to believe that perhaps the metro employee (in the blue vest and blonde hair), might have been to blame for interfering with a rider’s right to private conversation.

However, once, I hit play on this video, oh… once I hit play on this video… the amount of rage that blossomed like a flower in my chest the moment she began to speak was so powerful and passionate that I am convinced I will never experience any feeling as strong as it again. I have never in my 24 years on this planet heard a sound so brain-fryingly obnoxious as this b****’s voice. I am nearly positive that the amount I hate this ‘educated’ woman has drained all of my neural capacity for feeling.

I. Am. Numb.