I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the “bath salts” drug and went on a grocery store rampage at 11:30 on Saturday night.

According to the police report, they were called to the scene at a Kroger grocery store where Bahad Mahoud, above, was damaging merchandise and of course, drinking hand sanitizer. I mean, I’m pretty sure that if the apocalypse happens and we’re all on the verge of death and need a buzz to go out on, we might all crack open some Purell and get wasted. However considering this guy was at a Kroger, where they sell every kind of booze you would need, I’m pretty sure his hand sanitizer binge was some drug-addled attempt at “cleaning out his insides” or “killing 99.9% of germs” in his brain.

Moral of the story: DON’T DO DRUGS, IDIOTS.