I am not a big movie-theater-goer. Something about paying 12 bucks to sit in an uncomfortable chair  that a million asses have farted in, and being confined to a dark room for 2 hours to watch a movie I’m not sure I’ll even like… it’s just a whole bunch of no thank you.

Plus, I like being in my own house, with adequate snacking at my disposal and the ability to pause if I have to pee or something. The last movie I saw in theaters was Bridesmaids (and it was totally hilarious, BTW, you should definitely go see it), and before that? AVATAR. Avatar came out TWO YEARS AGO. That’s how much I don’t like movie theaters.

That being said, I would totally go to the Alamo Drafthouse after watching this video. It’s gotta be the coolest theater in all of the Magnited States of America.