Let’s get one thing clear – I am not a smart person. I mean, I can read and like, add things together (I definitely can’t subtract at all) and sometimes can figure out a crossword puzzle okay, but I do not by any stretch of the imagination consider myself smart. However, I would like to think that I have at least some semblance of common sense that would stop me from showing up in a BCU Dumb Criminal Off. Because to get on those you have to be dumb. Like really, really dumb. SO dumb.

This week, sadly, we only have one dumb criminal, so she wins by default… but don’t worry, it’s still pretty entertaining. Sandra Uher of Elgin, Illinois, is facing upwards of 30 years in jail after her SIXTH DUI CHARGE. Okay, fine. You know what, that is some BAD decision making. However, in this case, you might think she’d show up to court and try and make a case for her quitting the bottle and beginning a new sober life, right? WRONG. She showed up DRUNK.

So let’s get this straight – after five DUIs, not only was this woman STILL DRIVING, but she was STILL DRIVING DRUNK. And then when they brought into court to determine if she should go to jail or not for being an insane alcoholic who regularly endangers the life of everyone on the road, SHE SHOWED UP DRUNK.

Too dumb for words.

Story via the Daily Herald