I could have also titled this “Worst Song Ever,” but honestly, if it weren’t for the music video, it’s possible you’d hear this on the radio right after Kim Zolciak’s “Google Me.” However, the music video, filmed on location in Norway, just adds a certain amount of hilarity to the whole thing. Scandinavia should just stick to making cheap furniture.

(Also, can we agree that they probably went to an English thesaurus and looked up synonyms for “terrible,” and “crappy” came up somewhere on the list? Because it is so awkward sounding it hurts my ears.)