Obviously, the big celeb news of the week is that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split. But let’s not forget all the other horrible stuff he’s done. [Gawker]

People still care when celebrities fly to the other side of the world and do rich people things for a week. WHY IS THIS. [I’mNotObsessed]

At least we can accept that a monkey is more exciting than all the people combined [Jezebel]

Katy Perry is kind of a B-word and I don’t mean Barbie [BootyCallu]

Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car wreck. RIP, you um… great.. athle… entertai… whatever you are! [TheSuperficial]

And the hottest Maxim shoot in recent history goes to...[TheBlemish]

Bradley Cooper describes a rather talented thing a Thai girl can do with her vajay. It’s disgusting. I promise. [Dlisted]