50 Cent Wants You to Stop Masturbating
If I was going to name a celebrity that was on a campaign to get you to stop jerkin’ it, who do you think it would be? Kirk Cameron? Chuck Norris? Rick Moranis? What if I said 50 Cent, the rapper behind the song Candy Shop? Yup, it’s option D, my friends. Despite the overwhelming sexual innuendo in nearly all his songs, apparently Curtis Jackson does NOT approve of you er… taking matters into your own hands. He recently posted this string of Tweets:
Watch out for your profits, PornHub, because Fitty has issued and ultimatum and all 7 million of his followers are going to take the pledge to stop choking the chicken… or maybe they’ll just laugh and think, “man, that reminds me, I have fapped yet today. I should get on that.”
Do you think 50 Cent is really against masturbation, or is this just silly trolling? Let us know in the comments!