A first date is always nerve-wracking. Do I look okay? What if we run out of things to talk about? What if she starts talking about feminism? As we all know, there are just certain women that are absolutely obnoxious to date. Using our collective experiences and with some help from RegretfulMorning, we’ve compiled a list of the top 5 worst women to go on a first date with.

5. The Girl Who Won’t Shut Up About Her Ex

If you spend more than five minutes of your date listening to her talk about “what a disgusting, cheating, evil jerk” her ex was, you can pretty much count on three things: 1) she’s using you to make him jealous, 2) she’s probably still sleeping with him, and therefore 3) she’s definitely not sleeping with you.

4. The Girl Who Can’t Stay Off Her Phone

We understand that its the age of technology, and for the most part, people are within arm’s-reach of their phones at all time, but there is a difference between taking a call or two and a girl who is obviously texting under the table throughout the entire date. You can tell this by on the vacant smile that clearly says “I’m not listening; I’m trying to spell.”

3. The Girl Whose Only Conversation Piece is Pop-Culture

A few giggles about the atrocity that is “Jersey Shore” is fine. Let’s laugh about how awful those people are! But please, for the love of god, do not bring up the Bachelor, Oprah, American Idol, Gossip Girl, Grey’s Anatomy, any celebrity couple (unless there is a sex tape), or Octomom.

2. The Girl Who Gets Loud After Two Glasses of Wine

Those first couple sips she took oh so sexy as hell. And, then came the third glass, and the fourth, and now her teeth are purple, her eyes are glazed, and she’s laughing too loud and slurring just a bit. This could go one of two ways: you could end up back at her place for a kinky wine-induced romp, OR, you could end up making a comment about how you don’t like cats, and she’ll start crying. Choose wisely, friend.

1. The Girl Who Leads You on All Night and Then Drops a “Friend” Bomb

This is an alert for all women: Men do not take women to expensive dinners just to chat. This is truth, this is unarguable. If a guy asks you out to anywhere more fancy than Subway, he has intentions beyond laughter and chatting and a hug goodbye. You will be faced with the awkward kiss-attempt. This is your final warning.