Human genitalia is weird. It makes perfect, anatomical sense, of course, but looking at it you can’t help but wonder, “wtf is going on here?” And after reading this set of facts from The Frisky, I have decided that the penis is far superior in strangeness to the vagina.

1. One out of 400 men are flexible enough to give themselves oral sex.

WHAT?! How have I never heard this? If I were to walk in on a man going to town on himself, I would lose it. And of course this raises the question, does a guy… y’know… spit?

2. One baby foreskin can grow 250,000 square feet of skin grafts for burn victims.

I was aware that women used creams made of circumcised foreskin to improve their skin and minimize wrinkles, and I found that to be a little vain and kinda creepy. However, the idea that one baby’s extra-bits could potentially change the lives of thousands of people, now that’s just amazing!

3. While the female orgasm lasts 23 seconds, the male one is an average of only 6 seconds long.

Finally! Some sort of retribution for natures curses upon women. Sure, we have to deal with menstrual cycles and giving birth, but we’ve got 17 seconds on you per orgasm. Touchet!

4. The farthest a man has ever ejaculated is 14 feet.

Imagine the velocity at which the, um, “substance” would travel! The last place I’d want would be caught in the crossfire.

5. Jonah Falcon, the man with the 13.5″ penis (the largest in the world) is unemployed and lives at home.

Irrefutable proof that size does not matter.