HA! You didn’t think we were gonna have a Friday WITHOUT reminding you incessantly about the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes, did you? NEVER, I SAY! Already we’ve given you ideas of what to do with your cash if you win the big prize, reasons BESIDES the cash to enter the contest, plus ways to convince your friends to join the club and of course five bad-ass places to visit once you’re rollin’ in the dough.

Today, we’re thinking outside the box – that is outside your box of Facebook friends and acquaintances and on to different type of people to invite to Club OBC… not only because they deserve to meet the 6 million members looking for a hook up, but also cause (DUH), it’ll help you in your quest to win the big prize!

So – who else should get a coveted invite to join OnlineBootyCall?

How about…

1. Your single neighbor

Maybe they’re a little older, or they work all the time so you rarely see them; you two aren’t super close. If they’re single and looking tense, it’s probably cause they could use a fun, no-strings-attached hook up. So if you run into them by the mailboxes or while walking your dog, mention your love of OBC… maybe say “what are you up to tonight? I’ve got a super hot (guy/girl) coming over I met on OnlineBootyCall. You should seriously try it out… I’ll e-mail you a link.”

2. That dude or chick who just won’t stop bugging you for dates

Oddly enough, even if YOU’RE not into them, maybe someone on OBC will be! So next time that persistent one comes a’callin’ say, “hey, if you really want to meet someone hot, let me help you join OBC. And hey – maybe we’ll get matched together (but don’t count on it).”

3. That hot cashier at the grocery store

You’ve probably not exchanged more words than “have a nice day” and “yeah I found everything okay,” but if there ain’t a ring on that finger, consider leaving them a little note with your cash – “hey, you’re cute – wanna join me on OnlineBootyCall?” Don’t be pervy about it, just flirty and friendly. Then cross your fingers they’re interested or you’re gonna have to find a new Safeway to shop at.

4. Your divorced aunt/uncle

Yeah, they’re family, and you probably don’t want to picture them doing the nasty, but GUESS WHAT – they have sexual needs too! You can have a laugh about it – say you set up an account just as “a joke,” and they just HAVE to see it. Then send them a link to sign up and WHAMMO, you’ve got 20 more entries into the sweepstakes and they’re three clicks closer to getting over those divorce blues.

5. People at your ten year reunion

You haven’t seen them in AGES, and here you are being forced to share small talk and talk about “what you’ve been up to.” Ugh! Instead of doing the whole career schpeel, share that you’ve been slangin’ booty for the past year non-stop – and if there are any single folk looking for some no-strings-attached hook ups, they should share their e-mail addresses and you’ll show them the way. And if no one’s into it, who cares, you haven’t seen them in ten years and probably won’t see them for another decade.

Who else have YOU invited to join OBC? Let us know in the comments!

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