There is a common trend of seeing very beautiful, young women with old, scraggly, sweet-God-is-that-a-corpse old men. We often throw out the word “GOLD DIGGER,” claiming that these chicks would never sleep with these dudes if it weren’t for their buckets of cash.

And yeah – that’s probably true. But really, can you blame a woman who puts aside some of her superficial notions to be with someone who can bone her on WATER SKIS??? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

And guess what – if you end up taking home the million dollar cash prize at the end of the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes, that could be YOU with a naked supermodel on your back. Here are the top five ways winning the million bucks will get you LAID.

1. Ladies like a guy whose got some STYLE

You know an otherwise beautiful woman can look janky if she wears sweatpants and her hair looks like a sweaty bird’s nest, and a kind-of average chica can look BANGIN’ with the right dress and make up. Same goes for you – a good outfit can take you from so-so to YES PLEASE. And with a million bucks, you can totally afford a new wardrobe (and maybe even the help of a stylist).

2. Nothing gets a girl going like a sweet hotel with a beautiful view

Cash, in itself is a non-entity. But what can cash buy? A hotel room with a sunset view from the oversized whirlpool bath. And what does a whirlpool bath with a view make people want to do? Yeah. Bang.

3. A solid million buckaroos means you can take some time off work

Ever have one of those Sunday booty calls where pulling yourself out of bed on Monday morning is akin to torture? Guess what – with a million dollar payday you can totally afford to sleep in and take a sick day. A sick day full of mimosas, naps, and afternoon delight. Yes please.

4. The Million Dollar Sweepstakes party will make you the confident King of Schmoozing you really are

Maybe you’re a little shy, or have always had an easier time meeting chicks online then in the real world. No problem, we’ll help you out by introducing you sexy singles, getting your game up, and revealing the master of swag you have inside. We promise.

5. One word: Stability

Stability in dating is usually used as a trait for people looking for a long term relationship. But honestly, even ladies looking for a one-night stand would rather do it with someone who has their shit together. As we know, no one wants to bone someone who can’t afford their phone bill. You’re a grown up, yeah, but having a million bucks in the bank, a safety net, and disposable income? Now that’s someone that looks sexy to the world.

This weekend, get out there and meet some ladies… and don’t forget to log in, add pics, and refer friends so you can get even closer to our Million Dollar Sweepstakes winner – getting booty in paradise!