December is in full swing. The temperature is dropping and the smell of fireplaces is in the air. With people bundling up and putting on their winter weight, you might think this is the time of year to avoid getting frisky with a booty call, but guess what, genius, YOU’RE WRONG. December is the BEST month for booty calls, and here’s why:

1. Body Warmth

Speaking of fast forward buttons, the coldness of winter may be your personal fast forward button to getting laid. “Oh my, it’s chilly!” “Oh here, share my umbrella!” “Boy my hands are cold…” “You know the warmest place on your body is your crotch, right?” All perfectly acceptable greetings to a sexy stranger you meet out and about (okay maybe not the last one). And if there is a friend you’ve been looking to make your friend with benefits, inviting them for a movie and a cuddle at your place is the ultimate step one into getting some winter booty.

2. Hot Buttered Rum

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3. Hot showers – the green way

This is a month when your water conservation efforts tend to taper back a bit – there are just some mornings when a hot shower is the only way to warm your cold bones! However, you can do your part to save water by sharing your shower with a sexy single. We all know that showering together is almost never as hot as you want it to be (ever backed up against a cold shower wall?), so invest in a shower head like this one to ensure you both get equal hot water time. And you know, hot water time, too…

4. Warding off SAD

Many people suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder during the winter months, feeling depressed and suffering from low energy and Vitamin D deficiency. You can help ward off this depression by hopping between the sheets with a sexy single! Having sex helps release the hormone oxytocin, which, according to MSNBC, “causes relaxation and feelings of love and bonding, and endorphins are the body’s natural painkillers.” Need we say more?

5. OnlineBootyCall is better than ever!

We’ve brought you so many testiMOANials that show the tons of singles that are meeting, hooking up, and even occasionally finding unexpected romance at OBC. Sure it’s cold, and heading out into the treacherous weather to meet singles at bars sound awful, but that’s not the only way to meet singles, you know. Instead of wallowing on the couch in sweatpants watching the USA channel everyday, hop on OBC and find yourself a December booty call! There are members signing up every day looking for a steamy cure for the winter blues… why don’t YOU be that cure? ;)

Thanks for being a faithful reader of BootyCallU, have a great weekend, and don’t forget to start your search here for your winter hook up today!