It’s Groundhog Day, aka That holiday you haven’t cared about since 2nd grade, but it’s a great opportunity to sit back with some pizza and watch the movie Groundhog Day, starring Bill Murray as a guy who has to relive the same day over and over. While we can all think of days that we’d relive forever (first kiss, prom, that night you had a threesome), there are a few days that we’d never ever want to relive again, not even once. With the help of HolyTaco, we’ve compiled 5 days of your life that you’d never want to relive.

1. That time you got food poisoning. 

 

To be fair, it was your own fault for thinking the 3am drive through of Alberto’s was a good idea. But all fault aside, the next 24 hours you spent projectile vomiting in the bathtub were the most painful, sweaty moments of your life. Having to relive them would probably cause some crazy, suicidal tendencies.

2. The time you peed your pants at school.

Sure it was 24 years ago, but the shame you felt that day on the playground etched a mark on your psyche that won’t soon be forgotten. Reliving that day, with its mixture of embarrassment and  fear, would bring even the manliest of 6 year olds to tears.

3. That day you saw Watchmen in theaters.

You and all your graphic novel loving buddies waited in line for hours for what you expected to be absolutely the best movie in the history of graphic-novels-turned-movies. And instead of having your bowels moved by how mind-blowingly awesome the movie was, you spent two hours staring at a magnificent blue penis. Now imagine doing that, everyday, for the rest of eternity. Yep.

4. That time you fell snowboarding and bruised your tailbone

Not only did you choose that jump to have your friend film with his straight-to-YouTube flip camera, but you spent the rest of the day with the most intense lower back pain of your life, and it totally ruined the rest of your trip. If you had to relive the ridicule from your friends and the unbearable butt pain forever, you’d rue the day someone invited you to the mountain. Stupid snow.

5. The day you die

If we go ahead and assume that life is really like Final Destination, and that your mode of death is totally pre-determined, than this day would be just the worst. Imagine waking each day knowing that for the next ten hours you’d be trying to avoid a disastrous, painful death that will hunt you down like you’re a three-legged gazelle. Talk about anxiety issues.