S&M and fuzzies are so 2009.  The Asylum recently compiled some hot, somewhat disturbing, new fetishes to watch for in 2010.

5.  Somnophilia

If you ask me, this one is kind of boring. As long as the “morning wood” phenomenon exists, women will never be weirded out by what is called “sleepy sex,” or, trying to arouse a person while they are still sleeping. However, in the wrong situation, this might also be called “rape.”

4. Agalmatophilia

Although it has yet to be officially considered a fetish, Agalmatophilia is definitely real: having sexual feelings for dolls, robots, or mannequins. We’re banking on it happening this year, especially with the arrival of Roxxxy, the newest sex robot that can actually have conversations with you. Although I guess the appeal of the mannequins is that they keep their mouths shut, right?

3. E-Stim

Apparently, vibrators weren’t enough. E-Stim is the use of electric currents to stimulate parts of the body. I feel like this could potentially be hot, except that the machinery looks like it was dreamt up by Marty McFly back in 1985.

2. Emetophilia

Disgusting, offensive, and yet by all means viral, the 2 Girls 1 Cup video suddenly made us aware of Emetophilia, or the sexual fascination with vomit and vomiting. Apparently the action of puking on someone is called a Roman Shower, which sounds fancy and expensive, not repulsive and disgusting. But hey, I guess that’s exactly what a fetish should be.

1. Tentacle Porn

Exactly how it sounds.  Tentacle porn is a Japanese strain of pornography that involves octopi, squids, and tentacled aliens having sex with women. End of story.

Thanks Asylum, for making our sex lives sound totally boring and average!