In the giving spirit of November, we felt the need to grace you with the best Thanksgiving pick-up lines we could find. Each of these lines has an equal chance of getting you laid or slapped in the face.

1. “Are those breasts real?”

This is dangerous, and may need a quick explanation. “TURKEY BREAST. I MEAN TURKEY BREAST!”

2. “Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?”

Not as great: “Want me to pour steaming hot gravy all over you?”

3. “Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?”

My favorite. Enough innuendo and wit to loosen up even the most uptight lady.

4. “It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin’.”

Hilarious. But careful, fail to deliver on this promise and you could have one angry booty call!

5. “Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?”

This one’s for the ladies. There is a good chance whatever guy you’re hitting on will have NO CLUE what a pop-up timer is. It’ll still work.

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