It’s hard to believe we’re already 3/20ths through the 21st century, isn’t it? SO much has changed technologically since the y2K scare convinced people we’d be lost in an apocalyptic wasteland full of sentient ATMs hoarding all our cash.

We went from the Nokia 3310 brick to a phone that serves as your personal trainer, shopper, map, camera, photo album, Rolodex, ATM, security blanket, and of course, spank bank. Whether it’s jerking it to a Skype call with your long distance FWB, or watching HD porn while riding public transit, you have to admit you’ve used your phone in a manner that one would call “NSFW.” And now, as we speed through the second decade of the 2000s, we’re proud to announce we’re ever closer to actual 3D sexting!

According to Mashable, (via Jezebel):

Scanify (which is the latest product to allow the three dimensional printing of selfies and “other things”) is truly competitive at the $1500 price point. It’s not only compact and easy to use, but it can capture almost any image you can think of, makes sharing these images online easy and allows you to manipulate the photos before printing them. The product’s scanning capabilities also reduce movement blur and are allegedly the best quality at “home user” prices.

Although Mashable’s article suggests this product is great for “selfies,” we can forsee a future where your 3 am booty call text from that hot chick down the street would be accompanied by a fully manipulatable 3d image of her giant, fully-naked, twerking booty. Would you EVER be “too tired” to get in the car and go then? We think not.

What do you think about 3D sexting? Would you try it? Let us know in the comments!