Did you know Monday is a holiday? I did not know until five minutes ago, which makes it NOT ONLY a three day weekend, but also a SURPRISE three day weekend! Merry Christmas/ and/or Presidents Day to me! I realize, though, that a three-day weekend in the middle of February isn’t nearly as awesome as a summer holiday, so we figured you might need some ideas on how to make the best of three-day winter weekend – by GETTIN’ SOME BOOTY.

1. Seek out the singles on your Facebook and Twitter friends lists.
This is as easy as taking candy from a baby – just search for the singles who made comments on Wednesday like “Valentine’s Day is stupid,” or “I hate Valentine’s Day,” or “GARY YOU FORGOT VALENTINE’S DAY AND WE’RE THROUGH!” then send them a quick message to grab coffee or a drink, where you can commiserate over how stupid all your friends are for spending so much money and time on a corporate holiday, and how you’d much rather be single anyway. One thing leads to another, one flirt turns into a quick kiss, and POOF – a new friend with benefits is yours!

2. Hit a museum (but do your research!)
President’s Day is a holiday combining the birthdays of two of the most influential leaders of all time, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. This means that museums everywhere will be showing presidential films and displaying various political artifacts. So brush up on your history (and by that I mean troll around Wikipedia for a bit) and hit the museums to meet some sexy academic types. You’d be surprised how much sexual tension is brewing at a museum event (same goes for libraries and science labs – trust me on this).

3. KISS (Keep It Simple, Sexy!)
Instead of listening to my last two ideas, the much easier route is to click right here and meet a single that’s just your type at OnlineBootyCall. With the extra days this weekend, you’ll have a whole 24 hours extra to meet someone, chat it up (brush your hair and video chat, you bum), and then get together in person to, you know, WARM EACH OTHER UP. It’s basically a sure-fire plan to get you laid this weekend, and each minute you spend reading this and not right CLICKING HERE is a minute wasted. GET ON IT, FOOL!

Happy weekending from OBC… Get some!