“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are tabloid magazines’ most important couple, and together they are growing a little tabloid spawn in Kim’s ever-growing belly. Despite my dislike of the Kardashian Klan (as noted here, here, and here), I do feel bad for the tiny child that has no clue he’s about to be born into a family that is basically FED by paparazzi. And as we contemplated the craziness Baby Kimye is inheriting, we wondered if Kanye wishes he’d just stuck to a booty call with Miss Kardashian.

Because he shoulda.

And here are three reasons why:

1. He could have avoided the paparazzi circus

We all know Kanye loves attention, but we also know he likes to do it on his own terms, AKA the Taylor Swift Incident. Nowadays, he’s constantly followed by the (probably Kardashian-hired) paparazzi crew. The photos they take of him aren’t always the best, like say the one after he ran into a pole. Had he just done some late night hook ups with Kim, he’d probably end up with a couple grainy snaps in a tabloid magazine.

2. He’d probably have used protection and not gotten her preggers

I’m sure Kanye is excited to make a little miniature version of himself. All self-involved people are. But at the same time, getting pregnant 6 months into dating someone isn’t usually peoples’ first choice. We’d wager a guess that if they weren’t planning anything long term, Kanye would still be boning down with that sweet pre-pregnancy booty.

3. He could still have other hook ups too

One of the best parts about booty calls is that because you don’t have to make any promises of fidelity, so you’re free to hook up with whoever you please. If Kanye hadn’t knocked up one of the most famous women in Hollywood, he’d be free to get booty from anyone, anytime. We imagine that right about now, as he’s screaming about the paparazzi and watching Kim Kardashian’s cryface all the time, he wishes he could blow off some steam by hooking up with a sexy young groupie.

We wish Kim and Kanye all the best, of course. What do you think? Should Kanye have kept Kim as a booty call? Or do you think they’re happy as they are? Let us know in the comments!