Yesterday was Mother’s Day. Did you remember? Did you call your mother, or send her a card? Or did you wake up hungover and then realize at 11 that you totally forgot to do both of those things so you scrambled to call her and promise her that “a really nice gift is in the mail” and then pay extra on Amazon to rush shipping of over-priced perfume to her house by Tuesday? That didn’t happen to me, I just heard that some awful people do things like that. Jerks, seriously.

Maybe you used 1-800-Flowers to order your sweet wonderful mom some beautiful flowers like Kristen Wiig in this clip from SNL on Saturday. We’ve all been there. “Your apartment is just so sad.” THANKS, MOM.